Roberto Cavalli’s Little Black Dress
It’s not little in the way you might be thinking it is little. It is not a little black dress. It’s more like a … Little Black Dress. All capital’s. You need them to help cover up some of the skin this dress reveals:

I think that might be Kate Moss — everybody knows her by her panties by now. But, you know, I don’t care. This is definitely not the kind of dress I myself would ever wear. Ever, ever, ever. Even if I looked like this model who looks like — and might be — Kate Moss, I still wouldn’t have the cajones. I couldn’t possibly have the cajones; you could see them through this dress.
But, you know, I’d dream of wearing this dress, and I would immediately love anyone else I saw wearing it. I think Roberto Cavalli is to women what Alexander McQueen is to men. In fact, McQueen should design some suits to complement this dress.
Anyway, point being: I should not love this. But I do. I love the sheer fabric, I love the ruffles, and I love the wicked femininity it inspires.
